Planet Amy Jo

We've noticed several women whom we suspect are Aussies sporting the hair clip made popular in the '80s, the banana clip. I haven't seen anyone actually wearing a yellow banana clip, though, that would be too much for me to take. I am secretly tempted to buy one; I remember how high you can get your hair in the back. It might be just the thing to get some attention from these surfers.

We took a three-hour shuttle bus trip up to north Bali today into a teensy fishing village called Lovina. Our hotel has a pool and a grotto. I can tell what you're going to ask me next: Yes, it is a lot like the Playboy mansion except Weezer isn't playing on the lawn and our hotel manager, unlike Hef, has never ever taken a bath in his life, I know it.

No good spring rolls in three days!